MORE TRAINS THAN BRAINS IN TEXASÂ -Â Peter Hodgson & Terry Wiens (as sung by Sneezy Waters)
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There's more [C] hicks than [G7] sticks in [C] Idaho; they're in an awful [F] state
There's more [G] ass than grass in Kansas; they just don't seem to [C] wait
More [E] shit-kickers [E7] in New [Am] Mexico than [E] lust in [E7] dusty [Am] Utah
Why, they'll [F] hang around the [C] Texaco [A7] [D7] trying to [G] get their [C] boots off
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[E] What have we [E7]done to the [Am] cowboy to [E] make him [E7] feel this [Am] way?
Well, we [D] took away his [G] west, now there's no [D] room for him to[G]day
We [E] fed 'em [E7] all those [Am] lonesome songs till [E] it be[E7]came in[Am]fectious
Aw, [F] things turned out all [C] wrong, now [A7] there's
More [D7] trains than [G7] brains in [C] Texas
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